What’s up, my people?
Sorry, was that too out-of-the-gate?
Here, tell you what, I’ll call you folks from now on. Just folks. I promise.
All right, so, guys, I gotta tell you about this sweet class I got going at college. Yes, as you might have been able to divulge from the title, it does involve middle schoolers and stories. Good to practice those reading skills whenever you can.
I am scheduled to teach a single sixth grade class, with a partner, for a whole hour. We’re required to construct a lesson plan, and, you know, all the other blah-de-bloo. It is to be presented on November 1st, the day after Halloween.
Kids, hey, we need you to pay attention! Oh my God, I think–
They’re psyched out on crap loads of candy! Run for cover!
Well, barring any unforeseen candy psychoses, I think we’ll be all right…for a little while.
Anyways, back to the point of the post, which is sixth graders writing stories.
Personally, I’m in love with the concept, but maybe that’s just ’cause I’m a writer. I dunno.
Some of the more memorable bits of these students’ writings were:
- A story beginning with “It was a dark and snowy night.”
- Golly, what a classic!
- And they changed stormy to snowy.
- A story about Santa crashing through a kid’s bedroom wall, and not apologizing.
- Christmas Genius at its best, my friends.
- A story about a witch going to the grocery store.
- I mean…hey, a hag’s gotta eat.
- Props for creativity.
- Not a story, but one student telling me all about how he loved playing Dungeons and Dragons with his uncle.
- He was also quite polite and shook my hand; told me he was making his own board game with his best friend.
That is just the beginning–kidding, that’s actually the end.
Those four things are the only events that took place in the hour and a half I spent at this middle school. Other than that, I sat on the ground and stared at a wall and talked to myself about how Kraft Mac and Cheese is a disgusting choice of food.
Wait, you guys aren’t actually that gullible, right?
‘Cause I was totally lying about the Kraft Mac and Cheese.